I keep forgetting I still have this.

fiyhi:

patron-de-los-santos:

mcdamnright:

So I was at a thrift store and I see this little cat lamp.

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I was like “Aye yo, ya’ll are fuckin’ adorable.”
So I bought the lil’ guy and took him home to plug him in.

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Then I was like “No.”

well no wonder why it was in the thrift store

but shit it was 99 cents

I’m a cute little kitten. Will you adopt me?

I WANT TO MURDER YOUR SOUL.

An old coworker of mine was actually using someone else’s identity. What the fuck.


pterodactylsftw:

historydepartment:

sombrero91:

chrisanthomum:

abducido:

ALL MEN MUST CUM

"My hole remembers"

Gay porn is funny for this reason alone

omfg I’m dying

:|

This is gold.

(Source: mendotcom)

Our new tv. I love it. We’re gonna elope in Vegas this weekend.


lesbianvamp:

He-Ate-Us Meme [1/4] Relationships 

 ↳ Hannibal&Will 

Let him see her distressed. Let the damage he sees suggest the damage he could do. Seeing her wounded in any symbolic way will incite him like seeing her play with herself. When the fox hears a rabbit scream, he comes running, but not to help. - Hannibal, Thomas Harris


fatbutfire:

when-the-good-gets-goin:

mariimoostashe:

justanasshole:

Lessons you only learn once.

This is amazing

It’s sad how much joy this brought to my day.

Kids r so stupid lmao

Yes they are

(Source: iraffiruse)

Happy birthday, ‘Murica

I got a free shake at chik fil a. Yes yes