I just got bit. In the dick. By a chow. Fuck.


niceandpeaceful:

Please watch the video.

That opening note in Colors. Hnng


sassshole:

taskscape:

theprodigalbum:

crystal0rchid:

cyrilelijah:

please watch this ad for a squirting dildo called Buster McNut

What a time to be alive

taskscape

I need 100

Must watch when I’m not at work… Hahaha

What in the flying fuck did I just watch?

cutielittle:

meowvgonspengler:

do you ever shift in bed slightly and suddenly youre in the most perfect sleeping position ever and you feel like the fucking planets are aligned

And then you have to pee

Or your alarm goes off

balls I lost 15 followers