I just got bit. In the dick. By a chow. Fuck.
That opening note in Colors. Hnng
please watch this ad for a squirting dildo called Buster McNut
What a time to be alive
I need 100
Must watch when I’m not at work… Hahaha
What in the flying fuck did I just watch?
do you ever shift in bed slightly and suddenly youre in the most perfect sleeping position ever and you feel like the fucking planets are aligned
And then you have to pee
Or your alarm goes off
balls I lost 15 followers